I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
