Kiss
Puke
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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