He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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