He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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