Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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