I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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