Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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