just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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