So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
