Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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