omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I didn't notice because vodka
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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