And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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