so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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