you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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