I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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