Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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