She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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