period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
tell me about the fingering
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