This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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