I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm both gender and math confused
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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