Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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