Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize