he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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