wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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