So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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