The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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