idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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