I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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