Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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