can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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