I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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