My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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