no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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