Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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