she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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