sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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