Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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