It's just like the Real World with babies
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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