Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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