Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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