Your tits are I can't wait for
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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