he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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