Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
