At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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