That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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