After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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