Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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