I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
