I heard we made out
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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