Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
