We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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