I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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