this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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