i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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