big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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