I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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