you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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